Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...