Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”