Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...