Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...