Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Real advertisements 04
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...