Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....