The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!