IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...