John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
The newly web game!
|What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...