Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...