Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...