Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....