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Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
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The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
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How do frogs die?
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Sandals
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yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!