Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...