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Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
mouse’s favorite record?
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MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
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Too Much Computer
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What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
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Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.