With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...