The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....