Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....