Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...