Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Question answer 01
|Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground! How did the basketball court...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...