Elephants IV
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As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
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Evaluating this painting
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You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin