A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.