In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....