Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...