Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...