Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...