The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...