Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...