yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....