Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
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Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
The Best Time?
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Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...