Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Windows 95
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I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...