Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.