A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...