Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...