you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...