Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...