Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...