Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Snowboarding lesson
|Snowboarding Lessons When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...