Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!