Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...