There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...