Flush
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...