I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...