Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...