A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...