Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...