A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...