A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...