Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...