Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...