What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...